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I’M SORRY, THE CAR WINKS??????? BEFORE IT PULLS THAT TURN AND LEAVES????
DONT LEAVE IT IN THE FUCKING TAGS!!!!!!
seconded.
1989-1994 Nissan S13 240X
1992-1999 BMW E36 3-Series
(i hadn’t responded because i’ve done this one already but i’ll update it with the filming car)
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worldheritagepostorganization:
alright I reflected on the self. I’m 100% sure the beasts are the issue here
Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery
sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.
this is so fucking funny
World Heritage Post
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“we were born alone & we die alone” you delivered yourself during birth? built all the roofs that have ever given you shelter? sown the wheat in your bread?? weaved the clothes on your back??? wrote all the books youve ever read and the music youve ever listened to????? who made the literal bed youre going to die in - you, all alone?
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The only people that will remember that you worked late and checked your emails on the weekends are your kids.
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people are talking about eating pickles straight from the jar but what about biting into a whole raw cucumber? like. just. you know. like a feral beast. eating a whole cucumber. in like. two minutes. anyone ever do that? bc i do all the time. cumcumber <3
ignore cumcumber. i didn’t say that
i can’t believe it…. my own fucking family! betraying me!
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